Gridman, as indicated in 9a has given us an anagram special. Far from complaining, I like Oliver Goldsmith, .................................... wondered :
And as I solved the puzzle, my wonder grew,
How many anagrams he wonderfully threw !
With apologies to The Village Schoolmaster
ACROSS
1 Assistant – one giving you a portion of food ? (7,4) HELPING HAND 2
9 Ranga goes crackers over a man’s first wordplay (7) ANAGRAM (RANGA* A M)
10 A foreign soldier at the gallery causes ruffle (7) AGITATE (A GI TATE)
11 Mostly detest ruffian horse (5) STEED (DETESt)*
12 Tardy ? Late ? Rather more recent (6-3) LATTER DAY (TARDY LATE)* Nice tautological anagram, or, should I call it an anagrammatic tautology ?
13 Vessel emerges after a change of rota (5) AORTA (A ROTA*)
15 Icon Pearl etched in China (9) PORCELAIN ( ICON PEARL)* This one took me on a memory trail of Pearl S Buck's books on China. Great linking of the two.
18
Venue where a lot of foot tapping to music is made (5,4)
DANCE HALL CD
Brought to memory, 'The Man with Two Left Feet'
21 Oil extract in city centre for baby’s illness (5) COLIC (OIL* in C C) Rx Dimethicone-Dicyclomine drops. Though a medicine for babies, really effective for adults too. Statutory Warning: Will render you a windbag for some time.
22 Bill, returning to French city, on to trappings (9) CAPARISON (AC< PARIS ON) Coincidentally, the Thrissur Pooram, where you can see elephants with these trappings, took place yesterday
24
Bondages to big cat reported (5)
LINKS (~LYNX)
26 Nails the army officer with the French money in India (7) COLLARS (COL LA RS)
27 In limitless Hampi ruins endless test on ancient two-handled jar (7) AMPHORA (HAMPi* ORAL) Still remember advertisement during break in the circus in Asterix comics advising one to 'Drink a jar a wine a day' , which featured amphoras
28 Greeting one citizen in tale having proven existence in the past (11) HISTORICITY (HI STORY around 1 CIT)
DOWN
1 Hasten Dad to rejig
an upside down yogic posture (4,5)
HEADSTAND (HASTEN DAD)*
2 A number to pave the way for
renting contract (5)
LEASE (L(=50) EASE)
Does release refer to conclusion of a lease contract or renewal ?
3 Throw light on one registered judge holding up help (9) IRRADIATE (I R RATE holding AID<)
4 Girl simply discarded
pinafore (7)
GYMSLIP (G SIMPLY)*
Reminded me of HMS Pinafore
5 Electrical fitment girl at port installed (7) ADAPTOR (ADA PORT*)
6 Doctor, I have energy (5) DRIVE (DR I'VE) In fact, I have so much drive that I may go on a drive to a golf course and start driving at balls, and in the process, drive my caddy crazy
7 As grasped by one on the stairs (8)
HANDRAIL (CD)
8 Ultimately Guv chose our tapestry too (4) VERY (V E R Y, trailing letters)
14 One lifts it to open a can of beer, say (4,4)
RING PULL (CD)
16 Peculiarity has Red Indian going out, felling trees of a kind (9) EUCALYPTI (PECULIARITY)*
17
Essential never to entertain break without
right (9)
NECESSARY (NARY around
rECESS)
Remembered the Bear Necessities.
Watch it and swing.
19 Helps fool to sit properly on edge of sofa (7) ASSISTS (ASS SIT* S)
20 Yearn to have a try at a tale starter (4,3) LONG AGO (LONG A GO) A DIY fib short story: Long ago ....... ever after.
22 Company about to get narcotic shrub (4) COCA (CO CA) Reminded me of 'Half a circle, full a circle, half a circle, a. Half a circle, full a circle, right angle, a'
23 Come to the limit of border, everyone (5) REACH (R EACH)
25 One fellow turning over ring to girl (5) NAOMI (1 MAN< around O) Reminded me of N. Campbell, whom I once saw in Malindi
These pictures are not the subjects of copyrights. Not yet ... Till then, use them with pleasure, at your leisure. They are also not to scale. The beer-can is not as tall as the staircase. Thank Heavens for that, or you would be in the men's room for eternity.