Monday 6 July 2020

No 12980, Monday 06 Jul 2020, Bruno

Solution to 18D has been deliberately left unsolved and is to be answered only by a non-regular/novice commenter, with proper annotation. Those who have answered earlier in the week, please give others a chance.

ACROSS
6   Guess nitrogen and oxygen can make fire (7) INFERNO {INFER}{N}{O}
7   Utah’s governed by regional law (7) STATUTE {STAT{UT}E}
9   Clean streams lacking white sulphur (5) FLOSS {FLOwS}{S}
10 Setter’s starting to love offensive musical (9) MELODIOUS {ME}{Love}{ODIOUS}
11 Large quantity of food packaging ending in recycling, with no return (7) MEGATON {ME{r...nG}AT}{NO<=}
13 Ornament was shorter by a foot on one end, when turned (6) TASSEL {LESS}{A}{fooT}<=
15 Craftsmen who cant make biers must be punished (13) CABINETMAKERS*
19 Develop a liking for carb-free diet after fat starting to melt away from back side (4,2) TAKE TO {KETO} after {fAT<=}
20 Scan can seek fractures (4-3) LOOK-SEE {LOO}{SEEK*}
23 Insurgent surprisingly set out to reform legislature after accepting revolution’s leadership (9) GUERRILLA {LeGIsLAtURE+Re...n}*
24 Wife and husband acknowledge murder (5) WHACK {W}{H}{ACK}
26 A grave mistake to take drug ok? (7) AVERAGE {A}{GRAVE*}{E}
27 Sailor’s private notes starting to be released after March (7) MARINER {INnER}<=>{MAR}

DOWN
1   Style of some seafronts (4) AFRO [T]
 Peter Tosh copped sentence that was decided in advance (6) PRESET {PRE{Se...e}ET*}
3   Vulgar men do wild moves (3-6) LOW-MINDED*
4   Beach with bayfront went underwater all around (8) SANDBANK {S{AND}{Bay}ANK}
5   Feeling a bit uncomfortable to reveal love to female in front of groups (3,2,5) OUT OF SORTS {OUT}{O}{F}{SORTS}
6   One left out of where relatives are? That’s a scandal... (6) INFAMY {IN FAMilY}
7   Only fish in the sea (4) SOLE [DD]
8   Medals will often get mouldy at the bottom quickly (6) EASILY {mEdAlS+wIlL}{m...dY}
12 Player at Indian resort’s an outcast having contracted leukemia at heart (10) GOALKEEPER {GOA}{L{leuKEmia}EPER}
14 Text message contains set of stores with a right to have pistols etc... (5-4) SMALL-ARMS {S{MALL}{A}{R}MS}
16 Period of fashionable decadent travel (8) INTERVAL {IN}{TRAVEL*}
17 Disgrace of Greek character torn by torment, ultimately (6) STIGMA {S{t...nT}IGMA}
18 One that can hold water from wave not river... (6) ?E?K?R (Addendum - BEAKER BrEAKER - See comments)
21 Tired... having nothing coming up ahead (6) ONWARD {DRAWN}{O}<=
22 Extract from tailbone oddly missing (4) ALOE tAiLbOnE
25 Italian hamlet’s not good and new... it’s excellent (1-3) A-ONE gENOA* Indirect anagram? Unless NEW is acceptable as reversal indicator See comments

Reference List
White = W, Can = LOO, Wife = W, Husband = H, Drug = E, Female = F, Left = L, Right = R, Fashionable = IN, River = R, Good = G


Dr RKE's TalePiece

Joseph, our English teacher in A-ONE Matriculation School, used to read out poetry in a MELODIOUS sing-song fashion in class. One day he was reciting the lines from the Ancient MARINER

"Water, water, everywhere/ And all the boards did shrink/  Water, water, everywhere / But not a drop to drink"

Ramanna, my friend, an AVERAGE student (but a reliable GOALKEEPER in the football team) put up his hand to ask a question. He said “Sir, the word “rhyme” is spelt wrong in the book. It says “R-I-M-E”. We expected an INFERNO as Joseph Sir did not TAKE TO such intrusions EASILY. How could Ramanna not know the unwritten STATUTE that Joseph Sir should not be interrupted when he was reciting poetry? Joseph Sir had a collection of SMALL ARMS such as the wooden ruler to hit the knuckles,  a cane to WHACK the backside, the wooden duster that he used as a missile and so on. Joseph Sir took a LOOK SEE above his reading glass with his bulbous eyeballs. He motioned to Ramanna to march ONWARD to the podium and we thought “Ramanna is finished today”. A hush fell over the class and we could even hear the sound of a falling BEAKER in the school laboratory two floors above.

But Joseph Sir seemed to be OUT OF SORTS today and did not take to any of his weapons. He merely said “I think Samuel Taylor Coleridge knows better English than you, Ramanna”. He added “you look like a proper gorilla with your new pseudo AFRO hairstyle. I wish you spent more time looking up the dictionary than the mirror in the barber shop”. Sir then wrote on the board “G-U-E-R-R-I-L-L-A and said “Class, you will find out what this word means and how it is different from this G-O-R-I-L-L-A here. Such exercises will be your SOLE mental FLOSS”. We had no idea what that “floss’ meant but none of us had the courage to face the STIGMA of asking Sir what it meant. To our great relief the lunch INTERVAL bell rang loudly. We ran out of the class to the taps from which we drank water cupping it with our hands. The water had spilled over from the tap left open and had formed a puddle but there was now only a hiss of air from it.  One LOW MINDED boy began singing out

“Water, water, everywhere/ And all the school taps dry/  Water, water, everywhere / But not a drop to drink”

32 comments:

  1. Beaker (remove R from Breaker...we get Beaker.

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  2. 25d https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnone_Cilento

    Removal of g&n. But does it come under GK!

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  3. New could be anind. Is reversal also an anagram? maybe.

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    1. This is an indirect anagram. Unfortunately, this was NOT the clue I had submitted. The original clue I had submitted to the editors was: Northern Italian port city's not good - it's excellent (1-3) Italian port city is GENOA with Northern as the reversal indicator and not good for removal of G. Not sure why the editors took it upon themselves to change the clue... Apologies to the solvers.

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    2. TH changes clues?! That too,without consulting the setter?

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    3. Bad action from them, IMO..who will be credited with/blamed for in such cases?

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  4. Would S.T.Coleridge have thought of school taps while composing the poem?!
    Those were the days when water from the tap good enough to drink- no bottled water.

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  5. 7A Regional = state. different pos

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    1. State is also an adj right ?

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    2. True. It can be. A state highway or a state bank. I stand corrected.

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  6. I did not connect whack with murder. Just checked- Dic. lists the meaning as slang. I thought whack was only a punishment by small arms of the kind used by Dr.RKE's English master.

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  7. Totally guessed TASSEL, BEAKER and SANDBANK, and got them all right. Unprecedented luck!

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  8. 22D..oddly mean, letters1,3,5,etc. Isn't it?

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  9. 9A: lacking White Sulphur. Both W and S should go, ain't it?.Please enlighten

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    1. Lacking is only for W of White to go. S of Sulphur stays as it is at the end

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    2. Read it as lacking white,sulphur (S for Sulphur added at the end) Be guided by enu.

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  10. K. Munuswamy, son of Kalaimamani Kandaswamy was a first class first in the M.A. English Literature exam. But then he got appointed as a Tamil teacher in an A-ONE International school.

    He came to the class to teach in a MELODIOUS fashion Kavimani Desigavinayakam Pillai's Tamil Thaai Vaazhthu which was OUT OF SORTS to the students who were mostly foreigners.
    And what with his tuft with a TASSEL! Learning Tamil was in the STATUTE but passing the exam was not compulsory. A teacher to TAKE TO WHACKING was a taboo. The students showed little interest.
    The English teacher left to the U.S. during lockdown and got stuck there during lockdown.

    When the school reopened Munuswamy came to the class with his AFRO style haircut sans the tuft.
    He began - QUINQUIREME OF NINEVAH
    The students were pleasantly surprised and listened with rapt attention.
    In the evening the teacher took the students to the latest English movie released: The Towering INFERNO.

    What happened next?

    The teacher became the darling of the students.





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  11. Changes in hairstyle to suit the subject! Great thinking by CGB.

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  12. The online grid doesn't even show the name of the setter, very ordinary effort from The Hindu editors!

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    1. I am begining to regret subscribing to online IA version, after having e-paper subscription.

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    2. TH is putting up an ad daily in the print edition canvassing subscription for IA version.

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    3. I have both e-paper and IA subscription but it still sends me "exciting offer" on both IA and e-paper!

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  13. 21D. Should it not be "tied" in the clue? With tired, I couldn't parse.

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  14. When a person has a drawn look on his face, he has a tired look.

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  15. Very nice clues. Thanks Bruno.

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