Saturday 11 December 2021

No 13425, Saturday 11 Dec 2021, Gussalufz

Across

1 Prankster exposed and undermined(8) IMPAIRED {IMP}{AIRED}
5 With two active speakers, transcriber has to skip some nuances while penning note(6) STEREO {STEn{RE}O}
9 Top curse about debatable lineage, essentially(7) SWEATER {SWEA{debaTable}{linEage}R}
10 Burn in love side by side, intertwined(7) OXIDISE {O}{XI}{SIDE*}
11 Office worker shot rifle(5) FILER {RIFLE*}
12 Slow, oddly vacuous cook looks at fish(8) SOCKEYES {SlOw}{CooK}{EYES}
13 We retired after finding money tree(6) CASHEW {CASH}{WE<=}
14 Nerve pinched at ends in joint is raw(8) UNEDITED {UN{nervE}{pincheD}ITED}
18 Both enjoy endlessly flirting at work(2,3,3) ON THE JOB {bOTH+ENJOy*}
20 Ultimately alone in a crowd, a simple being(6) AMOEBA {A}{MO{alonE}B}{A}
23 Wanting closure, leave city in turmoil with purpose(8) ACTIVELY {LEAVe+CITY*}
25 Say no to second uncertain run after pushing initially(5) SPURN {S}{Pushing}{RUN*}
27 Power of attorney ends upon admission of swinging with drunk(7) ABILITY {Attorne{BI}{LIT}Y}
28 Misrepresented us again as vegetarian creatures”!(7) IGUANAS {US+AGAIN*}
29 Two cells, united in frenzy, got enlarged(6) ZYGOTE (T)
30 Say, animals carrying empty, big, round, partitioned containers(3,5) EGG BOXES {EG}{BiG<=}{OXES} Anno correct? Oxes is a valid plural of Ox?

Down

1 Dear, this thereby forms a proof, as cited(4,5) IPSO FACTO 
{IPSO FACTO + DEAR *}= {A PROOF AS CITED}
2 Rice preparations with peas smeared all over inside(7) PAELLAS {PEAS*} around {ALL<=}
3 Popular royal visitor returns with fantastic free hamper(9) INTERFERE {IN}{{R}{ET}<=}}{FREE*}
4 Departure of retiring mess sergeant(6) EGRESS (T<=)
6 Stock starts to tank rapidly in terrified exchange(5) TRITE (Acrostic)
7 Tirade over Gussalufz and Gussalufz’s old clothes(7) RAIMENT {RA{I}{ME}NT}
8 Sign of love, guys!(4) OMEN {O}{MEN}
10 Of songbirds frolicking so nice!(6) OSCINE {SO+NICE*}
15 Canada: MPs quibble, showing disappointment(4,5) DAMP SQUIB (T)
16 Revolutionary musical number “Help!” is what the doctor specified?(9) DIAGNOSIS {{SONG}{AID}<=}{IS}
17 Sweet that is almost yellow after cooking, laced with a hint of vanilla(6) LOVELY {YELLOw*} around {Vanilla}
19 Cloth left withdrawn in applying a light, sensuous touch?(7) TICKING {TICKlING}
21 Silly Don Quixote party and contest finally cancelled in semiannual event(7) EQUINOX {doN+QUIXOtE*}
22 Classification // work done in an office(6) TYPING (DD)
24 Factoid: industrialist from the right smuggles dope(5) IDIOT (T<=)
26 Improvisational music in Germany: yes, famous bearded rockers going topless!(4) JAZZ {JA}{ZZ top}

Reference List

Note=Re, Love=O, Side=XI, Second=S, Swinging=Bi, Drunk=Lit, Say=Eg
Popular=In, Royal=R, Visitor=ET, Love=O, Left=L, Party=Do, In Germany yes=Ja

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TalePiece
By Dr RKE

Being ON THE JOB of a medical officer in a Munnar CASHEW estate appeared to be an easy life, when I first went there years back. I had SPURNed some offers from city hospitals and chosen this because I wanted some quiet time to study for my postgraduate entrance exam. Besides, I could put on a SWEATER and go out for a long walk in the unpolluted chill mornings, listen to the call of the birds, feast my eyes on the lush greenery….. you get the drift. When I got tired of nature, I could always put on my STEREO headphones and listen to some thumping JAZZ. There were only a few patients with routine illnesses and I had to rely solely on my clinical skills for making a DIAGNOSIS, be it AMOEBiasis or arthritis. To the simple folk there, my word was the gospel- they never did INTERFERE like the “informed” city slickers, who keep questioning your diagnosis and treatment.

I still remember a particular date during my stay there. It was the autumnal EQUINOX – 22nd of September. The cook said something bad was going to happen as she had seen an IGUANA cross her path from left to right, when she went out to fill the EGG BOXES. The hill tribes believe that to be an ill OMEN.  That evening a FILER in the estate office was brought in with IMPAIRED consciousness. He reeked of wine and IPSO FACTO, I concluded that he must have hit the bottle right after lunch. I admitted him to my 4-bedded ‘hospital’, put him on a glucose drip and said he would wake up in the morning when his head cleared.  The estate manager decided to shift the patient to Kochi, in spite of my protest.

I learnt later that the patient had died soon after reaching the Kochi hospital- he had had diabetic ketoacidosis- undoubtedly worsened by all the glucose I had pumped in. In this disease the breath has a characteristic odour, akin to some sweet wine- that the texts describe somewhat inexactly as ‘fruity’. I thought I had to make an inglorious EGRESS from the estate before I was pilloried by the locals. But you know, the hill people are simple sweet folk. They only said “poor thing, the filer was fated to die, our young doctor after all tried his best”. That remark hurt way more than it would have if I had been hauled over the coals. 


43 comments:

  1. A MEDICO LEGAL CASE
    Following up on Doctor's tale today -
    Mrs. Logan recovered soon, under the expert care of the doctors & nurses at the hospital & was discharged to go home on the 3rd day.

    The fact that she had almost been OPERATED upon, due to an error in diagnostic judgement was so heavily ENCODED in Medical jargon, that she failed to grasp the details. Her discharge summary merely stressed the need to always wear her ARMLET over her Jacket or coat in future.

    As luck would have it, her husband was Perry Logan, the most famous tort lawyer in Canada. Just flying in from Spain, he was waiting for her when she reached home. They lived in an EXOTIC Villa, in the middle of a wind farm, with several WIND MILLS around. An elaborate lunch spread had been prepared. The several courses included barbecued PORK CHOPS charred on an open grille, flavoured PAELLA with a topping of grated RADISH & the most delicate SORBET, served in crystal globlets.

    As they were relaxing in their den with its ORIENTAL wall hangings & huge SEAL SKIN rug, he glanced through her hospital bill. There! He saw it!! The Theater charges & Anaesthetics fees which made his antennae go up immediately. When Surgery was contraindicated for AIP, why was his wife taken to the OT?

    Smelling MISCHIEF, he started asking her specific questions about her treatments. He asked her to go over the SCENARIO, in detail, about how & what were the procedures & medications administered to her at the ER. When her recollections were vague, he became impatient, asking her if she was STONED. He accused her of behaving as though she was the one returning from Spain & experiencing jet lag due to differing TIME ZONES.

    When Perry became aggressive like this, Katrina found it impossible to deal with his EGOTISM & SELFISH nature. He was like a predator going after his prey. Retreating into her shell, she retired for an afternoon nap.

    Perry quickly, got on the phone with his close COHORTS Warren & Fred & informed them of his suspicion. In no time, the IGNOBLE duo, with the help of their secret sources, managed to lay their hands on the ER records of the hospital for that day. It was clear that Katrina had been wheeled into the OT & brought back out, equally fast. However, they could not get any information about what had transpired inside.

    Meanwhile, as Katrina prepared for her bath before dinner, she saw the cut in the abdominal area, with the self healing sutures. She couldn't believe, that she had no recollection whatsoever, of any surgical procedure being performed on her. However, she decided to keep this info from Perry, for the time being.

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  2. Next day, the super TALENTED Perry, just based on his suspicions, managed to draft an elaborate Lawyer's notice, accusing the hospital of malpractice & demanding a huge amount in compensation.

    When Dr. Amanda, was informed about the notice, she didn't know what to do. She went to meet Prof. Bernstein, but he was busy with a series of surgeries lined up. Sick with worry, she finally decided to go & meet Katrina in person. She got her address from the Hospital records.

    The drive was almost an hour long & she wondered if her DERELICT car was upto it. For that matter, she wasn't sure if she was upto it. Mustering her strength & courage, she drove straight, stopping only when she reached the gates of the wind farm. Fortunately for her, Katrina was alone at home.

    Seeing the distraught Amanda, in her crumpled suit & SODDEN boots, Katrina's heart went out to her. She reminded her, of her own old poor self, as she had been before she met & married the rich Perry.

    Dr. Amanda confessed to her that it had been a genuine mistake & no grave harm had been done. The self absorbing sutures would heal soon & there won't even be a scar. If she could, she would make any kind of AMENDS, so her hospital need not suffer & earn a bad name on account of her personal error in judgement. Katrina decided, on the spot, that she would not pursue the matter further. She assured Amanda, that Perry could not go to court without her permission. She asked her to rest easy & pursue her profession earnestly.

    That night saw the 2 women facing diametrically opposite SCENARIOS. Katrina had to face Perry's wrath because he was not allowed to EXACT his pound of flesh & the hospital was being allowed to go SCOT FREE.

    Dr. Amanda, on the other hand, visited Prof. Bernstein in his house, where he shared with her, his passion & hobby Astronomy & showed her how to study the RED SHIFT, from his roof top mounted telescope. By the simple gesture of approaching Katrina straight & owning up to her error of judgement, she had won the Professor's respect & admiration. He knew, she would make a great surgeon one day & told her so.

    What neither of the women knew at that time was, this was the beginning of a life long bond between them & today, almost a decade later, they are the best of friends & God Mothers to each other's children.

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    1. Parts 2 and 3 outshine part 1. Couldn't be happier

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    2. Thank u. 😊

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    3. Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3 are all nice absorbing tales. Thanks to the authors.

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    4. Part 1 is obviously the best - inspiring & with a new Kadhai Kalam as they say in Tamil.
      😊

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    5. Great story tellers we have here. Really gripping narratives

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    6. Absorbing tale pieces - thanks Dr RKE and Gowri!

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    7. Gripping stories. Thanks Dr.RKE and Gowri

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  3. 30ac
    Oxen and ices are both valid plurals for ox

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    1. Nope. Oxea is plural of ox when referred to clumsy/stupid people.
      For animals it's oxen.

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    2. Typo oxen is the valid plural for ox.
      Oxes is a valid scrabble word used when ox denotes an unintelligent person, etc.

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    3. Ah, gosh, yes. Oxes *is* valid, just not right for "animals". Mea culpa. Let's pretend the editor made me change "animals" to "dolts" as that would have worked :-)

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  4. There is another Nina word, double; this being a double pangram grid.

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  5. Yes,middle column. Good spotting Vasant.
    I was just thinking of a double pangram when I filled in Jazz.

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  6. Thank you Gussalufz for providing us with a thought provoking hour to start the day- always a delight.

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  7. Loved Equinox,Interfere (nice cluing),Zygote and Amoeba to name a few.

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  8. What a nice story,Gowri! So absorbing with a lot of twists and turns. Keep them going.

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  9. Hearing IMPAIRED FILER Babu was ON THE JOB ACTIVELY TYPING.
    His ABILITY was indeed enviable.

    There came a LOVELY lady assistant whose advances he could not SPURN.

    And his heart began TICKING faster...

    What happened next?


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    1. Indeed What happened? The readers' hearts r racing fast now. 😊

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    2. Of course, Que Sera Sera....
      Similar is a proverb in Tamil that I had heard or learnt during my teenage days at Bangalore, way back in early '60s. And thus it ran:
      ED ED EPPO EPPO NADAKUNAMA, AAD AAD APPO APPO APPADI DA NADAKANUAM...

      Trust I worded that adage rightly.
      All said and done, today's CW was pretty tricky and tough. Managed to solve merely nine of all the clues.
      Hats off to you Gussalufz...

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    3. LIke in the Hindi movie Padosan ' jab jab jo jo hona hai tab tab so so hota hai'

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  10. 13-A is my COD since I am completely broke. Yes, freelancing in journalism is similar to that of an angler, unsure of what the catch could be despite sending 'Pitch Notes' to the editors about the intended pieces or compilations.

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    1. 😊. & Here- my story freelance writers were busy & making decent money. Little did i know!!🤔

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    1. A couple of months prior to this one, I had deliberately tried to set a simpler crossword and had succeeded, I think. Will try to dial down the difficulty again for the next one that I set (for Feb '22 -- Jan one already submitted).

      Coincidentally, someone recently commissioned a crossword from me that they asked to be set at an Easy/Medium level, and it will be out in about 10 days (not THC). It will be accessible by anyone. Interested folks can find it through my Twitter feed (@vireshratnakar), around the 18th of December.

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    2. No need to deliberately dial down the difficulty.

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    3. +1
      It is up to us to scale up.

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  12. Many thanks for the blog and the comments, and apologies again for the error in 30a.

    Here are my notes for this puzzle (very brief, this time).

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    This puzzle is a double pangram: each letter of the alphabet appears two or more times across all the solution entries.

    DOUBLE PANGRAM is also spelled out by a nina running down the middle column and across the second row from the top.

    The word "two" appears twice in the clues.

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    1. Rhanks for the insight into your mind as a setter- The amount of thought and effort being put in to set a puzzle is amazing!

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    2. U r amazing!!! So meticulously crafted puzzle. So much of thought going into it. No need to scale down the difficulty level. I think the solvers (me included) need to scale up our abilities. Thank u - for so much fun & aha moments.

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  13. Excellent puzzle Vinay, double pangram with NINA announcing it. And a double tale too! Gowri and RKE great combo. Great start to the weekend

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  14. A good clue in today's ET-
    He maintains propellers,roughly speaking (6)

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  15. Happy birthday @Incognito & @Afterdark !

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    1. Oh yeah.
      Happy birthday Kishore and Srikanth!

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  16. Let me join you in wishing Kishore & Shrikanth a very Happy Birthday & Many Happy returns of the day.

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